Gravitational Fluid Electrodynamics

GFE envisions an observationally falsifiable confluence of gravitational theory's mathematical elegance flowing smoothly -- rather than so turbidly as at present -- into the quantum world's breathtaking predictive precision despite its shockingly absurd conceptual underpinnings and often revolting philosophical interpretations. A subtle logical fallacy in physics' holy (hole-y?) Nobel-enshrined Wave-Particle Duality -- undeniably clear once pherreted out (à la pet ferrets?) -- demands an unprecedented alternative (yet theoretically convincing and empirically incontrovertible) definition of subatomic reality, behavior and measurement. Following a failed century of futility in quantizing gravity, perhaps gravitizing quantity -- viz. Planck's quantum of action 'h' as legitimate hybrid of energy with time -- will yield fruit sweeter than current conflagrations of interpretational conflict over "What's actually happening down there in the zero-radius-particle rabbit hole shining with such bright but bizarrely digital quantum magic?"